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I hope you can’t think of the music you want to listen to more than a few bars.

(I didn’t know who to go with...) “My cabbages!” “Wow I’m so sleepy. Wish I could cuddle with someone.” “I don’t think so.”

A mercenary trying really hard to win for the prize. I mean. Batteries are there so when the power goes out you still have...power. So probably not. They’re probably some solar powered shenanigans anyway that have good storage. Nex seems to be a good, high quality model.

I agree.

So. That’s. Code. For. “So everyone get in so I can short circuit and then take the win” ?

Cat pillow time beaches!

“I c u.”

Nex. Nex. Nex. Is your motherboard under waterproof casing or are you trying to electrocute everyone else so you can steal the win? *stares suspiciously at pool*

*spanks for being a fake ferret*

Oh I sing all the time in the shower. Except my fiancée says it’s not bad. I have straight up refused to do part of my job because I was that sick of doing it. Have you?

“Is that a smudge?”

SURE!

I hope the next time you’re trying to get ahead and do something nice, it backfires on you.

“Mmm look at that fine toaster oven over there. Think she noticed me?”

Doesn’t matter Nex because that’s my problem now. You take five.

Automated model in the front of a clothing store.

Got too into directing commercials, rocked their directors chair off a lift.