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I boop because it seems like a bad idea but you’re really sweet and I like giving boops.

I hope you nap too long and have to wait even longer for dinner.

You got stuck somewhere in the middle of one of your forms. It’s a little awkward, but the vet is really nice and says they should have you fixed up in a jiffy. ...I mean sure but anyone else feel uncomfortable when someone uses that phrase?

You’re an IT guy.

I mean I love taurs but I agree. It’s hard to make them look good.

Thanks jerk. I didn’t. Actually I got two hours but. I hope it takes too long for your noodles to cool.

Hm. I think a shapeshifting cat or a certain skunk will cause mischief. Yakisoba or ramen noodles?

I hate how I am low on natural empathy. Like I feel bad for animals but I will be a deer in headlights if someone’s trying to have me console them. I’m good at listening. That’s about it.

You lost your job as a commercial voice actor. It’s okay, because now you’re on screen as a cola taster. Like those commercials with the people like “oh yeah drink pepsi!” Yeah. You’re moving up! Don’t let anyone get you down.

Apparently neither do I...I thought I was playing d&d with my fiancée...

Not before me. OwO

That’s okay. I got it.

I still have five and a half hours at work. I keep nodding off though.

I boop because holy hell that would be confusing and strange.

I’m just gonna nap here okay? I’ve been at work two hours...still have six to go and I have already almost fallen asleep twice.

You voice witty commercials.

....What is the color of night?