We just had a power outage here. I'm assessing the damage to my lunch. I have no idea how long to cook the chicken now. I'll have to operate to see if it's still bleeding.
*Thinks dark thoughts about the power company*
Swallowed a bunch of co2 cartridges and they dissolved and blew her up like a balloon. The wind caught her and lofted her high into the atmosphere, where she exploded and plunged to earth like a meteorite, striking a Walmart parking lot, but making a really pretty pattern. You know... typical...
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