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This one is pretty tame... Q: How can you tell when a fox wants sex? A: He shows up.

The bad thing about hunting in elevators is you rarely encounter a mammoth in an elevator. *sighs*

I have a lot more, but they get much worse and I don't want to be smacked with a ban hammer.:eek:

Want to know the rarest animal in the world? A straight fox. (By the way, these are jokes and I'm totally not being serious here. Foxes are really cool and I almost chose a fox fursona when I first joined the Fandom. Just sayin')

Q: What is the worst thing about stopping a fox from having sex? A: You have to bury the body.

I could type for an hour telling you fox jokes and never run out. Q: Why do foxes hate furpiles? A: Too many thank you notes to write.

I normally only hunt in elevators. Prey can't run away in an elevator.

Well, I chose a Sabertooth because in RL, I was already a little long in the tooth! :p

You should add a catagory for "extinct" animals. They are pretty rare, although there are lots of Sabertooths now. When I chose my fursona and made my fursuit, there were only 4 Sabertooths in the Fandom that I could find. I know that about three years ago, at Furry Weekend Atlanta, there was...

You're safe. I don't eat junk food. ;):)

At least it was a fart and not a spray this time. -1 -10 Night @Simo

I'm not sure I like the idea of a 70mph fart squirrel running around. -1 -9

So...... It's OK to eat other forum members now? *rubs paws together menacingly*

Why are you nyooming? -1 -7

Rule 17: No eating other forum members.

Glad you found us. That first step is always the hardest.

I'm going on a diet. I am only going to eat one clam for dinner. (I actually just listed this on Ebay in RL. lol) -1 -5

Not really. I'm a really ancient greymuzzle. Name one funny thing that happened to you today.