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  1. Keefur

    Are Foxes The "Dumb Blondes" Of The Fandom?

    This one is pretty tame... Q: How can you tell when a fox wants sex? A: He shows up.
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    The bad thing about hunting in elevators is you rarely encounter a mammoth in an elevator. *sighs*
  3. Keefur

    Are Foxes The "Dumb Blondes" Of The Fandom?

    I have a lot more, but they get much worse and I don't want to be smacked with a ban hammer.:eek:
  4. Keefur

    Are Foxes The "Dumb Blondes" Of The Fandom?

    Want to know the rarest animal in the world? A straight fox. (By the way, these are jokes and I'm totally not being serious here. Foxes are really cool and I almost chose a fox fursona when I first joined the Fandom. Just sayin')
  5. Keefur

    Are Foxes The "Dumb Blondes" Of The Fandom?

    Q: What is the worst thing about stopping a fox from having sex? A: You have to bury the body.
  6. Keefur

    Are Foxes The "Dumb Blondes" Of The Fandom?

    I could type for an hour telling you fox jokes and never run out. Q: Why do foxes hate furpiles? A: Too many thank you notes to write.
  7. Keefur

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    I normally only hunt in elevators. Prey can't run away in an elevator.
  8. Keefur

    Does your fursona(s) have any special significance?

    Well, I chose a Sabertooth because in RL, I was already a little long in the tooth! :p
  9. Keefur

    Rarest/Most Unusual Fursona Types?

    You should add a catagory for "extinct" animals. They are pretty rare, although there are lots of Sabertooths now. When I chose my fursona and made my fursuit, there were only 4 Sabertooths in the Fandom that I could find. I know that about three years ago, at Furry Weekend Atlanta, there was...
  10. Keefur

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    You're safe. I don't eat junk food. ;):)
  11. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    At least it was a fart and not a spray this time. -1 -10 Night @Simo
  12. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    I'm not sure I like the idea of a 70mph fart squirrel running around. -1 -9
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    So...... It's OK to eat other forum members now? *rubs paws together menacingly*
  14. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    Why are you nyooming? -1 -7
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    Rule 17: No eating other forum members.
  16. Keefur

    Users VS Staff Members (Ver. 2)

  17. Keefur

    Hello everyone

    Glad you found us. That first step is always the hardest.
  18. Keefur

    *Fills all of FAF with feathers!*

    *Fills all of FAF with feathers!*
  19. Keefur

    Predators and Prey

    I'm going on a diet. I am only going to eat one clam for dinner. (I actually just listed this on Ebay in RL. lol) -1 -5
  20. Keefur

    AMA: Fursona edition!

    Not really. I'm a really ancient greymuzzle. Name one funny thing that happened to you today.
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