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Is this a fine day? Or merely a day on which to be fine? Oh shove off you know that was pointed at you now sit still *uses Icy Wind again*

*facepalms* *uses Icy Wind*

Indeed I am, but any jury would agree that mere threats are proportionate retribution to the false testimony you’ve wrought! This is your final warning! Cease thy treacherous lies!

How dare you! You’ll force me to actually deal damage if you keep this baseless slander up.

...art thou attempting to frame me? Thou shan’t succeed. My moral character is firmly established.

We need not have a duel where size is an advantage. We could play Chess. *tries not to smile at being described as “scary”*

I’ll challenge all who affront my honor, great or small. I care not about my foe’s size, for good or for ill! I’ll fight for justice and honor, regardless of the odds of a battle! Have at thee! With what weapons shall our duel be fought?

I’ve been cursed with small size myself on many occasions. And how dare you describe me as fecal matter. I should challenge you to a duel!

What positive!? My existence has been naught but drug-addled, touch tormented, title-losing TFing misery ever since I set foot on the diety-forsaken rock that is PvP!! ... I’ll grant that’s a tad extreme. Maybe there have been the occasional fun time. And I’ve definitely learned a lot about...

Indeed. Twould sum up my morning nicely; I’m still on the run from wedding-obsessed maniacs!

Is this a morning that is indeed good, whether I like it or not? Or merely a morning on which to be good?

Oh no, Guifrog’s incapacitated, guess he won’t be attending any weddings any time soon. Darn. Real bummer. How. Dare. You. As of now, me and Ben909’s sinister plots to overthrow the Council are proceeding quite smoothly, and I’m sure the new leadership will be at least slightly less corrupt...

The only problem here is that everyone seems to be under the impression that I intend to wed soon! “Mad” and “safe” may not be mutually exclusive, but I still wish for as much distance between mad science and myself as possible!

Ha ha, very funny. Twould seem I have 7 things sticking out of my head now. 8 if you count my nose. Still not used to having a muzzle

Dittos are genderless, meaning that they don’t disprove the statement “Male Pokemon don’t lay eggs”. Keep your unidentified liquids and mad science away from me!

Male Pokemon don’t lay eggs.

*finally sinks in* *runs*

*nope, no godmodding, no tracker. you didn’t even best me in combat or anything*

I don’t have an embryo or a female frog egg and don’t want one either! And I’m not a deer!!