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Congratulations, you’ve succeeded only in increasing my nausea about this entire kerfuffle. Ten to one this is just another RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. Which admittedly would “work” right now, if not for the whole gender gap. Heh, a Glaceon and a frog raising rats... that’d be hilarious

Hooray for physics-based traveling methods! But—but that wouldn’t be my genetics—and I can’t lay eggs— *brain breaks* *I’m miles away by now, good luck with that*

Oh God did I end up in the Nether? *examines signs, attempts to guesstimate way home*

*examines compass, begins navigating back to PvP island* I should be mad about this but as I have no rations I’m forced to be grateful. *licks pie before it freezes*

Before I go, allow me to inform you that chronological snobbery is a fallacy. The future isn’t alway better than the past. And in my predicament, the compass was the correct move. ...plz still help me TF back... *warps away for real*

Anything’s better than this. I don’t know why you’re helping me, as I was under the impression you were, quite frankly, evil, but I shan’t look this gift horse in the mouth. *warps away* Surely Cosmic won’t find me here...

What kind of fool do you take me for? *does it anyways to be safe* *doesn’t teleport away* *makes rude gestures while departing* I don’t know how this technological doohickey works, I’ll stick with the classics. *begins navigating out of the dungeon*

Really appreciate the help but again gotta delay due to the current crisis oh I’d kill for a compass right now

I don’t wanna TF again! No! More! TFs! With the exception of a nice reversion to familiarity! Ooh, do you use gunpowder like in Minecraft? That wouldn’t be a biological cross between me and you—Why am I even arguing this point, I have an extensive list with like 5 other reasons this won’t...

*runs/clanks past you* Heeeeeeelp! Nononononononononononononononoonono

NOOOO— Wait do you have human TF potions?

I’m not a Glaceon! Okay I totally am a Glaceon but I’m not supposed to be. A series of tragedies and errors in judgement led me to this state. I was human, and still am at heart! Maybe I’ll give your weaponry a test after I’ve secured my freedom from— We’re! Both! Male! I may not have taken a...

(That’s what I thought was happening too lol)

(Alas, I must go for dinner. Don’t have too many shenanigans without me!)

Oh, is this how those vendors get into dungeons in RPGs?

*is too busy escaping to learn about magazines* Hey, a new corridor! Could this be the exit?

In my time, crossbows were the lethal projectile of choice. I do understand that technology has advanced, but do not disparage the noble crossbow. And the principles are the same! Good aim trumps speed of fire any day. *laughs*

Crap? How dare you! I merely insist that no innocent blood be on my hands! That’s hardly “crap”. Though you say you’ve compiled a report on the evil doings of those in the Council’s fortress? Let me read that over, perhaps I can be persuaded that lethal force is justified. ...Though I really...

Nay, but I am a fast learner. Besides, you challenged me, so I dictate the weapons in any hypothetical duel. But I’m a bit tied up at the moment... *runs around the dungeon in circles* I’ve passed this thrice-damned junction twice! I should make a map of this accursed labyrinth...

Doth thou knowest proper dueling etiquette? The challenged party shalt dictate the weaponry used, and we are to be equally armed.