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Wait, ice beats flying! *attempts to use Ice Beam* *has no practice* Goddammit, why do I never practice with my TFed forms?! Okay, let’s try this. *loads crossbow* *gets destroyed whilst loading* *let the record show that @Arishipshape put up a good fight and gave a valiant attempt to escape...

Why are you troll facing? I’m entirely in favor of the disabling of such dishonorable methods of victory. *continues fleeing*

It’s not even coffee! What a travestea! (Fast traveled all of us?)

Be warned! I’m prepared to shield bash all who pursue me! Damn it, my helmet doesn’t fit any more! Otherwise you’d have nowhere to hit! That’s not fair!! *guards with shield* (I was under the impression that, if people are allowed to simply do god-like things like switch the maps, then you...

*too busy running for my masculinity to argue RN*

*deploys smoke grenade and escapes into the mist* *shouts from the mist* LIAR *location revealed*

BS! I don’t drink or do drugs! (Intentionally!) *attempts to freeze ropes to reduce their integrity, continues gnawing*

MY FEET ARE ALWAYS COLD! I NEVER APPOINTED A BEST MAN! LET! ME! GO! *bites at ropes*

*holds (wooden) shield high* Away, fiend!

Oh, are you trying to kill me? Very well. An honorable death would be preferable. *the water freezes* *laughs*

Cmon, be all impatient! I’m sure that’s a very, er, ratty trait? My—I‘ve never, ever even come close to owning any garb even within the same genre as THAT admittedly quite fashionable piece. Never refer to me as “pretty” again. You’re making me nauseous.

Save me! Explain how cross-species can’t possibly sustain matrimony! Look! Another customer! A willing one! Surely @Skittles will find that more appealing?

Mutually *jumps* exclusive *reaches* adjectives! Damn it, I can’t leap with this armor on! *lightbulb* Good luck getting it off me. *smirks*

BURN THEM AT ONCE! Surely this constitutes illegal search and seizure! *attempts to grab and shred measurements*

Okay, whatever, you do you! But stay away from me with those measuring tapes!

Okay, evidently we have different ideas of masculinity, and that’s okay, it’s probably subjective, but MINE says NO FEMALE ORIENTED GARB

*horrified* *doffs gown panickedly* I AM A MASCULINE MALE! NO DRESSES!

Get off me, my armor is perfectly fitted! And the perfect formal wear to any occasion! STOP, FIEND! This is why I renounced fealty to you! *flees*

NO TOUCHEY *sissy slaps you* (Be back in 15 minutes, to defend my honor (though it’s seeming exceedingly hopeless))

Who’s “honey”? Ssaannttoo seems to have forfeit the duel by quitting, so I seem to have won. Now I’ve made it exceedingly clear where I stand on holy matrimony. Are you saying you want me to be the chief planner for your wedding? I’ll gladly oblige, contingency planning was one of my...