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You’re describing politicians, not Knights.

Am I invited? I’d love to assist in the production of such a jubilant affair. Who’s the lucky lady?

Look, I can’t help it if I kick people who suddenly crawl up my pants! It’s kind of involuntary! If you were seriously injured I would have sought medical attention! (Thank ye kindly. You’re not so bad yourself.)

Gee, if only there were someone like that around. *coughs*

Knights fight for the people 24/7! Dragon slaying and dark lord destruction are merely examples of fighting for the people!

HEY The Council indeed sucks, as evidenced by their revoking my knightly title. But knights in general are an exceedingly honorable bunch, who’s job it is to literally defend the defenseless. You take that back.

Yes. The Council prides itself on being as backwards as possible. I’ll, uh, take notes. They will undoubtedly be useful for any HYPOTHETICAL fiancés I may acquire IN THE FUTURE.

Knights have a contractual obligation to be heterosexual! We couldn’t have anything if I wanted to! And the species gap is a major issue! And I don’t want to do drugs every time I give my spouse a peck! And *lists dozens of reasons why not* *panting* But I do like you. As a friend. A properly...

I asked “how many”, not “what are the influential variables in the conclusion”! You haven’t answered my question. *stifles laughter* Depends on the dipshit. Pun intended.

Ahhh, my favorite kind of duel! *sits down at table* Answer me this, with the best logic you can muster: how many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

Fine, I’ll duel you in Domjoe’s stead. With what weapons shall you fight?

Truly, @Domjoe414 is a coward. Not even showing up to the duel! He could have at least voiced his surrender in person. I win by proxy, and the sheer and utter foolishness of the idea of me and Guifrog being anything more than acquaintances in even hypothetical realms has been well established.

TR273 is the final boss, Niedlich the wolf is the bonus boss.

Quantity versus quality.

I’ve now made 4000 posts! I’m almost halfway to exceeding 9000. Then... memes

I voted, my store ran out of toilet paper, I graduated high school, switched to online grocery shopping, and cancelled big plans. Not much lol

Been there, done that. It most assuredly wasn’t nice. Though I never indulged in the “nodnod”ing.