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Well... still not human, and the prospects of becoming so seem increasingly slim. The courtesy of assisting your fellows and the wiliness that goes with pursuing the ability to TF people seem to be mutually exclusive. Lost my title for trying to expose corruption on the Council, and am now...

Greetings! How goes your affairs? Being warm-blooded and enjoying fireplaces are not rat exclusive things. And stop mangling the sacred calendar!

A merry Christmas to you, Meta. Once anyone else capable of rat TFs show up to PvP, I’ll conduct a full investigation before blaming you for any rat TFs that may occur. Besides, since when have you cared about due process? *considers* I do slightly miss the feeling of body heat, or curling up...

Greetings, Pigmaepa—Pigmuh—Pygmypatel—Pygmapatl—Pig—Pike—Puck—Part—Handstanding skunk! I pray thou hast committed minimal villainy in my absence.

*can’t even enter the inferno to save innocent lives (ice type)*

...Yes.

Nonsense! Beeswax is a growth industry. I myself recently invested in a large portion of beeswax stocks. ...Which I assure you, has absolutely nothing to do with my recommendation.

Or you could acquire candles from Ye Olde Beeswax Goods and Wares Emporium and forgo electricity like your forefathers before you.

...Dare I even ask what a tomato rat is?

Well, because Meta is... Meta. This was Meta’s doing, correct?

:oops: I meant during a form change. *watches closely*

Eh, TFs restore limbs and physical health. I once regrew an entire leg upon subjecting myself to one of Meta’s potions. You’ll be fine, though I apologize for any excessive discomfort you may be experiencing as a result of my slightly-hasty self defense.

I threw you because you violated my personal space without warning. I cannot speak for anyone else, though. ...You're okay right?

AH *kicks* What’s the rule?! No! Touchey! Tiny rat feet scraping is exceedingly unpleasant to the touch! Did @metatherat put you up to this?

I’ll be on vacation for the next 3 days, and spending time with the fam during the holidays. I’ll be mostly absent for roughly a week. Fare well!

*purses lips* Maybe go back to the web song?

I see you’re branching out into singing-based activities? Your song and pfp appealing, at least. *notes to self to go enjoy a symphony with new, superior ears*

*carefully records all the villainy occurring* I might not be able to stop you all, but at least posterity will know what went down in this accursed realm.

You can’t just dispose of people with such reckless abandon! *sighs* why do I even bother