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Wait, there are restrictions on Glaceon employment? *re-reads PvP employment laws*

I’ve never seen anti Eevee propaganda. I don’t judge based on species, I judge on actions. And yours, well, hehehe...

Because you despise all that is good and pure?

Nay, I refuse to believe it! I must resist! I shall resist! I shall remain human in spirit and action! Get thy adequately clean mitts off of me! Menial labor is for squires and other lowly fare—actually, this is an excellent opportunity to hone my skills. I retract everything I just said and...

*comes in to find reports of massive ice cream sabotage, explosions, and all around mischief* ... Morality demands I try to ascertain the source of this carnage and property damage, and put a stop to it, but honestly I just feel helpless in the face of PvP’s madness. I’m tempted to resign my...

I’m entirely clean, I haven’t been near other humans since... *counts days in pocket calandar* —————— Hmm, that could get uncomfortable. Luckily, my armor is quite insulating, be it heat or cold. *avoids thermostats*

Imagine -22 is actually high for Glaceon, who has Covid and infects everyone. ——————— Yes? What happened then? ——————— What are you referencing here?

Flareon: Might I inquire as to why to avoid thermostats? Or is this some sort of ploy to prevent me from obtaining crucial information... Still, I don’t trust you. Note sabotage would be an all too easy way to throw my plots and machinations into disarray.

Hey! Stay away from my notes, they aren’t waterproof!

*writes in notes: “take more meticulous notes”*

Ah ha! I got you to tell me what your ability is! *writes in notes*

Cures all your status problems. Blast.

Oof. My family makes me play Apples to Apples occasionally and it’s torture.

Poker? Dominion? Pokemon TCG? Clash of Steel? Magic the Gathering? Sushi Go? Exploding Kittens?

Ahh, maybe I’ve found something I can best you at. Cards! Do you play Joustus?

Or

I read somewhere that Glaceons can pull a similar trick with their fur. Might improve the lethality of my backhand slaps. *sinister grin*