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*examines* Huh, really? I would’ve expected a vessel of holy water to be slightly more... ornate. Ah, well. *experimentally sprays* *tries to freeze the water droplets mid-air*

Wouldst thou prefer a shield bash? Because I could easily oblige more violent methods of preventing touching!

NO TOUCHEY *sissy-slaps the boop away*

*awkwardly freezes (metaphorically)*

Oh, my deepest apologies then. We do not speak of those events! Additionally, nice pfp!

*glares* That’s not funny.

How does one consume and then subsequently pet the same entity? Dost thou possess some sort of internal petting appendage?

Burn

You are being tricked. This was an elaborate, forum-wide conspiracy in order to embarrass and deplatform you.

May fortune smile upon thee this day of birth, @Pygmepatl. Those exist? Meta had given me the impression that there existed only 1 variety of TF potion.

A bad morning to you, and a good morning to the rest of PvP. Your gif reminds me of a joke: there are two types of water-borne craft: submarines, and targets.

*rejoices*

But not if Harry Potter manages to craft the One Ring, and stop the evil house Harkonnen from mining the unobtanium on Planet X-7.

Who is this “they”?

*walks in* ...Dare I ask what’s going on?

@TR273, I wish thee good fortune and pleasant feelings upon thy birth anniversary. Congratulations on surviving another year!

Thank ye kindly! If I can possibly repay that favor, don’t hesitate to let me know how. *writes in Knight’s log* Quite literally noted. There’s one— *looks up Reepicheep’s species* Oh, he’s a mouse. My bad. He’s a lot more like me than you, with the whole “knight” and “sword” and “protagonist”...

Me watching the Voyage of the Dawn Treader and seeing Eustace get trolled by a rat and TFed: @metatherat, have you seen/read the Voyage of the Dawn Treader, or any of the other Chronicles of Narnia? Mine are off limits!! *tries to squeeze ears in hat*

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