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I was put back on 6am morning shifts, and early next week I have to be there at 4am and someone please kill me.

You know how you have hairs like straws and they tend to collect algae in them after swimming? You should have rinsed off somewhere as you’ve gotten some critters trying to nom the algae. Long story short: you need a good bath.

You seem to have some icicles stuck between your toes. It's weird...considering it was well in the 70s today. What did you get into?!

Breath of Fir You're a magical princess that can grow trees with their breath. Except you forgot how to do it and have to relearn all of your innate abilities. It's a little weird.

Suikoden. If you couldn't be in your same sona group (fur, scalie, avian, etc) what would be your second choice?

That person that puts bands on birds' feet.

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TRIANGLE. You must now play the triangle as if it were actually an important instrument.

I still think that spanking a cyborg dragon is a bad idea....

I have and I miss doing so. Never have I ever continued to respect someone after they say "I feel you don't respect me as your ____" (usually manager)

Hmm...Nice sandalwood incense.

....Maaaaaaaaaybe. How fast do you run out of a bag of candies?

Grounded for letting your icon cut off your tail. You must eat high calcium diets and sit in a steamer for 4 hours a day until it regrows. :mad:

Beast (Original: Feast) Dude there is no way this isn't a werewolf movie. Why are you reading the synopsis?

Your hat blew off and ended up in a tree. Naturally you had to go get it. I think the tree branch fell? Or maybe the whole tree. Either way, you now have to get sticks pulled out of your ears and the vet hasn't a clue how they got there.

Go into work for me in the morning so I don’t have to. Bonus is when you’re done, the times up.

If it’s integral to your culture I mean it would be rude to not. *swift wack to your bottom*

Oh man I’ve done a lot of embarrassing things. Uh...I used to live in the country as a small one and everyone loves to remind me how I once just squatted down in the field and had to relieve myself when I was like 4. What is the most you’ve had to spend at a vet’s office? (You can substitute...