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*wears overhead headphones for response* I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING—oh *moves them from side of head to ears*

Hmmm. That “Arishipshape” seems to dot his “i”s with a dot. I use a snowflake to be ironic. Entirely different signatures.

Hmm. *sends Morse code message to surface* -- . - .- / .-. / ..- / --- -.- .- -.--

*checks submarine periscope* *sees shattered hole in the ice* I think he made it.

Vanilla ice ice baby. This post has been censored by the High Council of Elder Knights due to excessive silliness unbefitting an ex-Knight.

If you check your forms, I believe you’ll find that the human Knight with a dashing hat is the one who owes you 168 years of taxes. If bureaucracy’s going to be unfair, let it be unfair in my favor!

I swore off fealty to you months ago. I owe thee nothing!

*sticks you in the submarine escape hatch and launches you to the surface where you can then hug Guifrog* I figure @ben909 might take out his anger on stowaways by... well... Just trust me, I’m doing you a favor.

I see true beauty in art has ruined your vocabulary. You must have fine taste.

Excessive happiness is forbidden by the Council! How dare you! *remembers* *drops sword in horror*

*is confused* Do you have a lablemaking potion?

Ahhh. Guifrog, Meta wants snuggles. There, easy enough. +1 20 GG preds!

Meta, if I ever somehow have the desire to become a rat, I will say the word “potions”. +1 18

Pretty sure that was directed at me. Though I’m still baffled. +1 16

@ben909 escorted—or, in retrospect, kidnapped—me onto his submarine when I was, well, intoxicated. I didn’t argue at the time, for obvious reasons. Now, some Espeon treated me but I’m not sure where they went... +1 14

Did you happen to catch the part where @Guifrog gave me a tongue hug and I was so thoroughly poisoned I had to make an emergency restroom stop? +1 13

Well... I’d argue, but I don’t really like @ben909... Then again, I don’t really like you either... A conundrum. +1 11

My acute ears would’ve picked up on any violin related sounds that may have allegedly been released from that supposed “violin”. “Perfectly good” is a bit of an overstatement, wouldn’t you say? And does @ben909 know you snuck on his submarine? +1 9