Search results

What kind of sounds? Spooky sounds?

Oh no! Small metal projectiles! Whatever will the Knights do? Here, make sure this pierces Knight-grade metal. *gives you old helmet*

accidentally detonate bombs prematurely.

You’re welcome.

*buys 168 yearsworth of acorn taxes*

*uses secret Knightly communications pathways—* Whaddaya mean my ID’s no longer valid?!

What— There was— I didn’t know there was a change form form! I thought that would cause a bureaucratic paradox! *sighs* can someone point me to the nearest acorn peddler?

...am I—turning into a villain? *stares into mirror, horrified* Armies? The Council doesn’t utilize a mass of rabble, they have several highly trained Knights, not unlike myself (pre-TF, mind you), and accompanying squires.

Ahhh. The false attack up front, to lull them into a false sense of security! How devious! How sinister! How dishonorable! Ehhehehehehe! Revenge! Vengeance! How I look forward to watching them succumb to the very TF they denied me my title for! They’ll be forced to reinstate me!

No today is when they’re all ready for an attack, be it spectral or physical! ...Unless you want to swagger all over them by attacking right when they’re ready for it and still succeeding. I’d be down for that.

A catapulted bundle of trinitrotoluene would end your flight real quick, wouldn’t it.

Oh? I thought we’d be sneaking in underground. My mistake. *draws up turrets, indicating archers, catapults, and stores of explosives* Best to attack tomorrow, when everyone’s exhausted from doing double guard duty on Friday the 13th. Oh, and during lunch break. *ink pen stops working*...

A month ago, if you told me I’d be a Glaceon on a submarine plotting to overthrow the Council, I’dve called you crazy and challenged you to a duel for my honor for suggesting such a ridiculous notion. *draws up maps of sewer system below the Council’s fortress for @ben909*

I like it, except that it changes the fonts and makes my name in the top right corner all caps. I’m on an iPad, if that helps. Is there any way to have the light mode font in the dark mode?

No, the beeps that translate to letters! Like dot dash dot dash dot and stuff. Besides, it was a good twenty minutes after I ejected him.

Eyewitness testimony. Big deal! Eyewitnesses are wrong all the time. Is there paperwork proving it?

I have no acorns! I only have shiny yellow bars that the world seems to deem valuable.

The door was wide open, and I wanted to get Meta off the sub before you noticed. I read the conveniently placed instructions for beep noise communications and utilized it.

You can’t prove that was me! All you have is circumstantial evidence and eyewitness testimony, which is terribly flawed.