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A man walks into a bar. He says “ouch.”

I hope that you only have a single square of toilet paper. There’s another roll sure, but it’s out of reach.

Georgia, United States. I’m just a leader at a pet store. I moved down here from Indiana to avoid my family and actually be able to live with my long distance girlfriend I met in high school (even went to school with her) and that’s been working out. We’re getting married in a month and a big...

This pillow isn’t very comfy...

You’re gonna help me get my cat a picture with the Easter Bunny. And then since my other cat is sick, you’re gonna be her stand in. I need my kitty pillow. :/

You were mistaken as a cat and someone tried to take you home and feed you cat food. Obviously that’s no good for you, and now the vet needs to tell somebody to not bring home wild animals. :/

I think that man in the red truck is causing trouble. Every time there’s a fire, I see him there.

I have. Used to live nearby and would take long weekends sometimes. I recommend the field museum and shedd aquarium. Edit: oop ninja’d I have never been to Canada, but I was so close it was only like an hour walk away apparently. Never have I ever been properly blonde. I naturally have a...

Ferrets. I mean I’ve seen a few but. More aquatic ones...I have been tempted to make an oscar character. Marsupials. I haven’t seen hardly any, but maybe it’s different in countries where they appear more? I also want to see chinchillas and small rodents that aren’t mice/rats. (Love them...

*squints* you...don’t...belong...here...You missed a little bit. You an otter. Me ferret. I get it though, I have lots of pillows and blankets and you have....moss and kelp? I dunno. Lemme get a towel.

What’s the difference between a violin and a fiddle? Nobody cares if you spill beer on a fiddle.

Because I could. Na originially it was a lovely way to cope with a lot of my issues I was having irl and gave me something to focus on that I liked about myself. Then it became a way to express myself online and then a way to just kinda have fun and design characters.

I don’t think it’s weird. I usually have one “sona” per fandom as basically a self-insert/me using it as a way to interact with things and then a bunch of characters surrounding them.

I usually do a similar hairstyle i have or have had before when I make sonas. That’s usually about it.

Like my sister in law’s knitting box.

*spanks* That’s for trying to escape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Granted, but they’re all reptiles that already exist: bearded dragons, komodo dragons, etc. I wish for telekinesis.