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Wish granted. My RL initials are MLP and I only eat sweet prey animals. I wish @Simo was a predator.

Thank goodness for typos. lol -1 -6

Innocent looking POWER? I feel more POWERFUL already! -1 -4

THIS is how you claim victory as a bunny!

Wasn't that what Bill Cosby said? :rolleyes: -1 -3

Wish granted, but now you are the only person in the world who can't understand them. Yeah... I'll get right on that. I wish I could control all skunks.

*Has an adverse reaction to the injection. Becomes a SUPER PREDATOR and causes score to go down 2 points this round!* -2 -3

Arrested for looking guilty, like all cats.

*Farts and blows all the dust into @Simo 's face* Oops! Sorry about that. -1 -2

Who secretly became Santa Clause after WWI? Electric vegetables.

What's this dusty stuff everywhere? It tastes good on BBQ though. -1 -2

You were lured in by deceptive virgin maidens.

The button turns you into a ninja turtle.

Well, at least my TEETH aren't magnetic. *Opens a can with his teefes* -1 -14

Tries to catch the Minty prey. -1 2

An otter had gone to a new seafood restaurant. He was was served a delicious meal, but the portions were horribly miniscule. He asked for a refund, but the restaurant refused, so he ended up suing them in small CLAMS court.

I'm going to go lay down for a while. Later, y'all.

OK. A Furry gets called in by a zoo. Their world famous gorilla had died, and the zoo keeper knew that the Furry was used to wearing animal costumes. He asked the Furry if he could mascot as the gorilla so that the public wouldn't know their gorilla had died and stop coming to the zoo. The...

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