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I ate a bologna and cheese sandwich with no condiments late last night.

Where are y0u located in Florida? Hmmm. In Memphis, Tennessee it is 89 right now with 63% humidity. Heat index is 99. It's supposed to get up to 92 today with scattered thunderstorms tonight. Usually it's hotter and more humid here. We normally get the heat from the plains and the...

I don't see any issues. The eyes are what is going to be the key element, though.

I was was looking to buy a security system for my car. I can't seem to find any trunk monkeys, does anyone have a car cheetah? -1 3

What would you know? You're just an elegant tube rat.

Jurassic Park attraction

Melt

Are you sure you aren't a fox, because I heard that foxes can take ANYTHING. :eek::rolleyes:

*Inserts the beverage name... Chicken Soup* -1 -8

You know I do the same stuff, right? I even have done appraisal work for the local PBS station. I've had a headache, but started cleaning up the house and am getting ready to do a yard sale not this weekend, but the next.

That's no big deal. I've eaten meat out of a tar pit before. -1 -8

I'm getting stuff ready for a yard sale. I don't know if it will be this coming Saturday or the weekend after. MY meat... you gave it to me! -1 -7

The Universe take up all the space.

If your brain was a phone battery, I would say that you are down to 1%.

Thanks. I don't know why I've been getting headaches lately. I hardly ever have them, other than the headaches you Furries are all the time. :p:D -1 -6

*Spanks you till your spots fall off*

The button turns you into a parrot.

Peace on you!;) -1 -4

You smell like you've been eating at the road kill cafe. The stuff you eat even makes haggis look good.