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I’ll say it’s out of date. Surely they’ll understand. +1 8

Freezing in the arctic tundra. +1 8

Ahh, my oldest nemesis. Good luck forcing me into servitude now! +1 7

Right, I meant to say you don’t dispense any potions with any actual use. +1 8

Great, now I feel guilty about my cold—HARSH, I meant to say harsh, treatment of you. *ups tip to 20% and takes ice coffee* +1

... I’m... sorry. Thou dost know 15% is the typical tip? +1 6

But you don’t peddle them. I know from experience. +1 4

IKR? I like it, personally. +1 3

It would’ve been a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in disguise. *eye twitches* *leaves a mere 5% tip* +1 1

*Picard facepalm* Please. Search your memory banks. Think back to roughly 2 minutes ago when I explicitly forbade that exact joke.

*realizes you made another joke* HEY

*crosses arms* *glares* Hey don’t I get to make jokes about the states of water too? Scroll to the end of page 4478, if you please.

Icepix is allowed to make ice related puns.

*re-enters Arctic Denny’s* Ah, they fixed the maid. Excellent. Twas worried it was frozen... *chuckles* *orders decaf* Nobody else is allowed to make ice related puns. No “ice of you to drop by”, no “don’t give me the cold shoulder”, no “better break the ice”. Nothing.

Awwww that’s adorable. *remembers @ben909 likes to use distractions* *watches him clsoely*

That strange witchcraft is still far beyond my understanding.

hidden in my comments to mess up quoteing me ... No it still messes it up.

Forsooth.

At least on mobile, when I hit “reply”, instead of showing a bunch of code like text (I.E.

Ahh, thank you. Wow the new quote system is weird! I like it TBH.