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Break rules? Nonsense, I would never do such a thing. Besides, if you have enough money they change the rules for you. Being a Knight was quite lucrative.

I was planning to. In fact, the ship I’m taking is nearly ready to depart. Just hope they allow Eevees...

*deletes evidence* *actually can’t type*

That works too! *pays you handsomely*

Somebody get me a fire stone I gotta burn the evidence

*uses fan* *fur floofs out* ... *tries to maintain dignity*

Does anyone have a fur dryer I could borrow?

Then ask me for victuals! I would have obliged! Dishonor and villainy are also the norm. Doesn’t mean I don’t frown upon them, or fight them with every ounce of energy I possess.

He tried to eat me. I sliced my way out. Don’t save him, it was retaliation for attempted murder.

Eh. Serves you right for trying to kill me. *exits bath* *is soaked* I was going to loot the body but now I can’t see.

Fine, I’ll use my “frequent dryer miles”. There, 10% off.

a desolate wasteland where

*cuts escape hatch with knife* *GASP* Never hast my nose been so assaulted! Nor the rest of me, come to think of it! May your internal bleeding be painful. *takes bath* *sends hat to dry cleaners* *mails exorbitant bill to @Weirdo9018*

escape the planet.

A philosopher, but nobody pays me for that. *resumes fleeing*

darkness reigned, two intrepid

*runs* *while screaming* *high-pitched*

*tips hat* Apologies if I was holding up your sleep. Fare well.

Same! Well, sort of. Pre-college work and studying a lot. Which college do you attend? Any recommendations?

Solid schedule. What kind of work do you do?