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Surprisingly logical. Very well. Oh, keep in mind that my alliance with you is strictly temporary, as the Council has wronged me worse than you have, and after they’re dealt with you’ll be next on my list.

Nay, I wish the Council to suffer as I did. The limbo between the time of infection and the time it came to fruition was torture. I actually feel better now, because I’ve nothing to dread any more, as it’s already happened. Funny that you should infect others with Eevee viruses with reckless...

(Fair enough.) You’ll need my assistance to crack the defenses of the Council’s fortress, so we’re playing by my rules. No mind wipes. Sounds delicious! Might I partake? Duly noted. Thank ye kindly.

Ah, I see. Well, they’re warned about em now. I’d argue a memory wipe is essentially murder, as the old person with all their experiences is now gone.

*warns the Council air defenses* Backstabbing me, while dishonorable, isn’t a crime worthy of the death penalty.

Phosphorus? Platinum? Plutonium? Palladium?

(What does WP stand for?)

*ponders* I suppose those dishonorable knaves would get what they deserve... No, I have to be the bigger man here. Mere TF is sufficient.

I said vengeance, not disproportionate retribution.

... Unease aside, if you’re all druid-ey and blessings of nature, who’s to say your goo won’t just substitute for a Leaf Stone? *ponders Lefeon* I’d be down for entirely non-mystical tea and scones at any point though. Any distraction and/or community would be much appreciated. I’d offer to...

(It’s essentially the same path, just funnier) *nods slowly* So I want to say yes, but I feel the chances of me coming out of this human and whole are slightly less than the chances of me, say, losing my soul to some eldritch abomination you “accidentally” summoned. Besides, there’s a big...

(Just realized I missed the perfect meme opportunity)

*the Council agrees but claims they aren’t responsible for the actions of any rogue no-longer-Knights in the area* Before I answer, I must thank ye kindly for your gift. Tis quite optimistic, and giveth me hope. As to witchcraft, I generally frown upon such devilry, but I do acknowledge that...

Take your sweet time. Vengeance is a dish best served cold.

*receives letter back* *reads* My Knight status has been revoked on account of my recent TF?!? They didn’t have an issue with it when I was a rat!! It must be because I outed their helicopter shenanigans! Those scurvy curs are gonna pay! *thinks* *sinister grin* Yo @ben909, want some help...

Hypocritical fiends! *writes letter (with great difficulty) exposing the Council, also denying blackmail opportunity*

If only air travel wasn’t considered heresy by the Council, I could travel between lands much faster.

*applauds* *can’t do those “clap” sounds anymore but I’m sure you get the gist*

The sourest of obligatory greetings to you. *tips hat disdainfully awkwardly*