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*nods approvingly* Impressive. A modern take on a classic event. I like it. Did you win?

Ahh, but that’s where you’re wrong. I believe we were in the middle of a training regime?

*stares at paws* Good.

Welcome. How do you fare?

It is entirely legal for omnivores to switch sides mid round. But I will call you a scurvy cur for it.

Hold it! A birb piloting an aircraft? Does nobody see the irony in that? *laughs*

We were all new, once. I welcome thee to the insanity that is PvP. I am the resident defender of truth, justice, and the weak. And very much not cute. Why don’t you tell us about yourself?

I’m inclined to agree, as it would be interesting, but you are one of my nemesies and as such I’m obligated to disagree with everything you want. So no, that would be a terrible idea and we shouldn’t do it.

Morning, gentlemen, ladies, and all who do not fall into either of those categories. And good whatever time it is should it not be morning. Just universal greetings and salutations all around.

Alas, I must go yet again. Go forth, prey, and defeat @ben909 for me again! +1

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Will your guide feature tail-purposes of all Eeveelutions? +1 10

*chases tail* *while still maintaining sufficient levels of non-cuteness* +1 11

‘Twas merely a joke. “Chill”, as the Glaceons say. +1 10

*ponders purpose of own tail* +1

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*examines paws* *ponders what new sensory stimulation awaits* +1 9

Thou doth not know the meaning of “groom”. +1 8

Given that it’s not crushing me, I’m assuming the former. +1

*posts* +1