Wish granted. You are carried back in time before land life existed, thus you die from exposure for lack of anything to make a shelter from.
I wish for a never ending keg of beer.
Talking about making this philosophical...
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says: 'Make me one with everything'....
After a brief chuckle at the monks joke the vendor hands him his hot dog with everything and says 'That'll be $4 please'. The monk hands over a $10 bill and waits...
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