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Of course I'll spank @Simo . Why do you think I bought this huge cast iron frying pan? It looks like @jaywolf47 ninjad himself in there. Too bad for him. He gets spanked, too.

You know we are all going to gang up on you and make you tell us now. Right?

Oh! You know that in my nightmare you were my sex slave? Wow! You're really clairvoyant! ;):D

Speaking of the military, you just entered the DRAFT... as a draft horse.

Wish granted. You are cryogenically frozen so time now has no meaning for you. I wish I could run as fast as a cheetah.

I'm a fox? Great.. There is no way I'm surviving off of eating mice.

I can't get this nasty stuff off of my tongue!

A ham and cheese sandwich with tomato and lettuce with an ice cold glass of milk and some potato chips. Thanks... Now I'm hungry. What do you eat when you are really hungry but don't want to cook?

Drunk detectives lack brain juice.

It's a "Frozen" gellatin desert. The color reminds me of you.

Sabertooth

What is the most interesting thing you can make out of a pig? Mushrooms and toadstools.

I got tickled to the point of almost losing my dinner once. I did not feel good after that. -1 -12

Sounds really good.

Yes. Mammoth milk. Do you prefer your food cooked or raw?

Tempura fried ice cream

Pack-Man - As an anthro wolf character, your job is to go around and eat all the prey before being trapped by the poacher. Sometimes you can find a park ranger who helps you, for a short while, turn the tables on the poacher.

BBQ pork ribs.

Wish granted. You are so awake, you can never sleep again so you lose your mind due to lack of sleep. I wish I lived near the beach.

I have several. My favorite is making all the meat disappear from a platter. Do you consider youself civilized?