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We aren’t humans, we don’t get covid. Plus I don’t exist, so I doubly can’t get covid.

A scoundrel must have scoundrel-ish attributes, which include existing to commit his scurvy deeds!

Your statement contradicts itself!

Yea! Like me— Goddamn it

I think, thus, I am.

Never thought I’d say this, but I now sympathize with you when VeeStars was claiming you didn’t exist. I rescind my claim that you utilized random ********

*facepaws* poor, poor @VeeStars. Seems to has lost his grip on reality.

I declare victory due to @VeeStars nonsensical ramblings about nuclear warheads. Twould be cruel and unnecessary to actually thrash him. My honor is preserved!

Your insinuations were simply so incoherent, I couldn’t comprehend them enough to form an argument against them. *attacks with knife*

I’m good in the sense that I’m moral. My actual success varies, given that a mere human isn’t actually that powerful in the context of this furry realm. Even armed with medieval gear.

I don’t fight based on whether I’ll win, or if I think it’s smart. I fight for honor, justice, and truth! En guarde!

With a knife.

Now you’ve done it. I challenge thee to a duel for my honor!

Two out of three. I’ll trust the audience to glean the truth from that.

Well at least you have the guts to admit it. I’m impressed by your dedication to the truth. Don’t call me a scoundrel ever again.

The responsibility doth not lie with me! Blame @ben909 for your confusion! How dare thou malign my name! I’m no scoundrel. Besides, you’d think my unique speech patterns would’ve given it away at this point.

That’s cap.