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Stealth? Concealing my presence from my foes? Twould be dishonorable. The fair way to decimate a foe is with a duel in the open, not with sneakery and treachery. I’d rather die a fair fighter than live a coward.

*sighs* Whew... I think Guifrog’s toxins are wearing off... Alas and alack! According to Ben909, there is most definitively no recovery. My very DNA hath been re-written. I spent most of the last few weeks attempting to thwart his efforts, but his fortress... tis difficult to reach if you...

how undignified. *tries to act dignified*

@ben909 threw a water balloon at me. it went downhill from there

@Sgt. Piru, i see you’re peeking in on the mess that is PvP. what perfect timing. i assure you that i am not typically intoxicated or an eevee. in fact, i was a most illustrious, powerful, well-spoken, human, chivalrous knight. i swear on my honor!

*tries to join you* *tips tankard over* oops. not quite smol enough

no thanks i’ve got enough brain altering substances coursing through my innocent non-human neurons

hi i’m an intoxicated eevee now good to see you again

*giggles* ask @ben909 i dont know anything

goood luck with that, for every tf i fail to avert, i learn from my mistakes

i’m a benevolent omnivore who just singlehandedly kept the prey afloat for a good half hour, so you shut up *nuzzles*

can i... like... digest that? idek anymore

*imagines* you make excellent points, yet i still must decline on principle. besides, im a bit stuck

can i has fish

well screw her then NO i’ve had eNOUGH tf for one lifetime hell, 2 lifetimes

gg preds...

*giggles* +1 -18

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hey @metatherat i’m all drugged and stuff if you wanted to do the whole touchey thingie +1 -18

nooooo howm i gunna pray now +1 -16