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Actually I lucked out, I had a witch cast a form-change reversion spell which worked all at once. Unfortunately for me, my body was under the impression that the human bits of me needed “reverting”, soooo.... *sighs* at least it didn’t hurt.

Also it takes forever.

*glares* *dusts off neck fur pluff* *tries to look dignified*

ack GET OFF ME NO TOUCHEY LET GO *struggles* I don’t like the feeling of fur on fur!

(Problem solved, I hope)

*glares* *points paw at @ben909*

*accepts grudgingly* I’m relatively sure he’s not in the mood to do me favors at the moment. But I thank you for the suggestion regardless. *examines tail curiously*

*tries to send a letter to the Council for a new hat* *no hands*

I’M NOT PREDATING YOU Though you make it sorely tempting. Crawling all over me like you own the place. No touchey!

Spiders annihilate insects and would keep the hat in prime condition. Absolutely. Could you get this rat off me?

My tricorn is the epitome of style without you besmirching it with paltry, piratical feathers!

*already has knife* *grins* Thou doth disgrace my hat’s honor. I would smack you with my gauntlet and reclaim my hat were Meta not restraining me.

*nods* *Tackles Meta*

Thou vile living ball-and-chain! How can I possibly chill like this! And don’t anyone dare bring up the Ice Stone. *stops thrashing, pays attention*

HEY THAT’S MY PROPERTY YOU CAN’T JUST *incoherent rage*

(RIP) You *tries to attack* *weighed down by rat*

*shudders* I’M NOT SMOL! GET OFF ME *headbutts* *loses hat* Damn it!

My word, you’re huge! *baps you aggressively* Why didn’t I take paw-to-paw combat lessons when I had the chance... God i forgot how weird fur was (I’m assuming that’s a reference, though I’m unfamiliar with it.) *ship departs for port merchant business*

Ghost peppers? *re-enters ship* *headbutts ghost pepper crates into the sea* GET OFF ME WE’RE STILL NEMESISES—Nemesisi? Nemesises? Nemesee? *rolls over*

*ship pulls into PvP harbor* *angrily descends gangplank*