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Head of Security at Monsters, Inc.:D

Let's FINISH this! *Throws another prey on the barbie* -1 -20

Yes! We don't want to run out! -1 -18

Should we take the short cut or the more scenic route?

What do you not use to pick a lock? Squirrels with parachutes.

Because I eat all the meat myself! Goat herder

Thank you for the follow. I don't know why you did it, but thanks anyway. :-)

I shall be there in the dealer den selling bunches of plushies.

I had a guy in high school ask me to come over to his house and spend the night and play war games. We weren't friends yet, but had only barely known each other. This was a very long time ago. What do you do for fun?

*Eats a melon-pig* -1 -16

Wish granted. You are now Alfred Hitchcock. Unfortunately for you, he's dead. I wish I could cook better.

Snargleblast

Only Sabertooths love air inflating irritating mimes.

I'm going downstairs to get it out of the oven and cool it a bit. The cherry pie filling has been in the refrigerator for several days, so it is nice and cold. I'm not sure how much whipped cream I have left, but it should be enough.

A double meat Whopper from Burger King with fries and a Mellow Yellow drink.

Bark

Red Velvet cake.

Wolf... meh. They aren't toothy enough.

Seven minutes until dessert!