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*mashes refresh button on @ben909 ’s computer*

*prepares to watch parade on TV* *sighs*

“A frog saying?”

*waits patiently for scan to complete*

Do you take Eevees who can’t operate typewriters? I might be seeking new employment, if the High Council of Elder Knights doesn’t take fondly to non-human members, and I should probably start looking for options.

Ben909:

“The results?”

“I’ll take the latter. I hear cheese has anti-negativity properties due to being so delicious. But I don’t want to start stress eating, so don’t give me too much lol” *footnote: why did I include “lol” in a letter, what am I even doing*

“The truth is, there is no encrypted file.”

“Or is it Among Us style?”

“I’m not in the partying mood, with all due respect. Though don’t let me rain on y’alls’ parade”

In a break from sordid news and ill-fate for me, I’ve reached 10,000 likes! Do I post too many memes?

“I knew you two would get along swimmingly. (That guy is evil) That... sounds... lethal I DO NOT”

“And I do not!”

“I think I know a guy who you’d just love.” “Besides, Ben909 said RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION would accelerate the Eevee TF, and I’m trying to enjoy use of my hands and humanity in general as long as possible.”

“What kind of scanner? Star Trek tricorder style? Syndrome’s water drone?”