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I’ve never seen a tome this... unique. *reads with fascination* *falls asleep in chair*

(Fair enough. Give future me tech knowledge, the Eevee who’s even more angry and now has moves at his disposal. Brilliant) *begins reading book, half worried, half intrigued*

*angrily throws in fireplace* *realizes that was dumb and douses fire* *salvages book* (Why would that protect yourself? Arming a self-proclaimed nemesis of yours is probably a bad move IMHO)

“Verily, thou wretch, thine locutions confuse my feeble tongue.”

“I don’t see any explosions, so I’m going to assume ‘no’”

“Whats?”

(You just said “random places” so I assumed I was under siege) *checks... the basement* *dun dun duuuuun*

*finds C4* *chucks it into the sea* Yea there’s definitely an intruder here. *moves furniture to search*

(Surely you can’t be dead silent while prowling about and utilizing machinery Also funny story IRL: I was playing Smash Bros with a streamer online, he kicked my butt. The streamer switched to kicking my friend’s butt, when I had the guts to say “If you end this fight with a Falcon Punch, I...

*grabs sword and investigates strange noises in house*

(Yeah, slightly on the right as I’m right-handed, feel free to DM little things like that)

“Both. I had the brilliant idea of playing dodgeball with your balloon and it burst in my hands.”

*looks at the Zillow prices for secret outposts* “I pray your efforts are successful, though from what @ben909 has said I’m not optimistic.”

“Ah, but the war is made of many battles, and I intend to add to your loss record till you keel below the power of a Knight’s determination!” “Alas and alack! Vaccines are merely a preventative measure, so that doesn’t ease my personal woes. Though I’m quite pleased you will thwart @ben909’s...

“My fingers art too raw to continue, I must make use of them while I still can to do things I enjoy, like dining. I shall return eventually.”

“I need at least a hundred more victories to even come close to compensating. I’ll likely find another avenue for revenge before that happens, though. So perhaps twould be in the preds interests to aid me.” *points at @ben909* “Talk to him if you’re confused.”

TAKE THAT, @ben909!! WOOO! YOU LOSE! VENGEANCE ....*is very happy no one was here to see that*

“Mountebanks, the lot of them.” +1 Gg? EDIT 20 GG preds!