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I am not a chicken! I am not a chicken! I am not a chicken!

*Starts cooking all the flying chickens* -1 -12

Peanut butter sandwich.

Great. How am I going to take down a mammoth now? On the plus side, I can sneak into almost any place I want.

In a parallel universe you don't have to wait so long for new Rick and Morty episodes to come out.

Grand Magician Ferretini

Apparently, Discord can't count. I'm also immune to magic, since I predate it. -1 -12 *corrected score*

But if you have two dozen cat/ferrets in a circle, don't you have a 24 carret ring? *facepaws*:D

What is something else your boss screams at you about? Axle grease.

Ravenous goth ninja kittens spank Elon musky sparklehuskies.

Hungry Sabertooth is oblivious. -1 -12

Wish granted. You computer freezes on one Minecraft world and you can't reboot it. Every time you turn your computer on, you're back at the same stuck world. I wish I had an unlimited supply of chocolate chip cookies.

The Time Machine... the new one. Can't change past.

Plays Halo like pong and keeps trying to intercept the "dots".

Salad

Coffee bean cultivator in South America.

Wow! I'm really hungry. I think I have some chicken breasts in the fridge. What shall I make? -1 -11

Mrfurlegulefus! *Crumbs of Doritos AND potato chips fall from an overstuffed muzzle* You remember that you have a fear of riding in a car.

Wow... I guess that kind of puts a crimp in my hunting prey at the rave party. You remember that you love working on cars.