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Fuk “The what?” *notifies the council of the existence of pink knights immediately*

*climbs on roof* *shoots it*

“Yes! Go forth, and utilize the power of “

“I’ll gladly provide any aid I can!” *shrugs* “Oh, on the Sylveon subject, Fairy’s weak to Steel so like Fire types wouldn’t wanna take a swim, I assume Sylveons would be averse to metal armor? ...Strictly a hypothetical.”

“The High Council is located off of PvP island. They sent me as their delegate, and I’ve been living here ever since. I shall definitely write to them, warning them against any sprinkler installations.”

“To my limited medical knowledge, vaccines only work before the fact. An ounce of preventation is worth a pound of cure, as it goes... I do recommend widespread distribution to everyone else though.”

“Oh wait, they don’t use sprinklers.”

“You...”

“Touché. But the girliness remains an issue. The High Council of Elder Knights haven’t exactly caught up with updated gender views...”

“Terribly sorry, I seem to have mixed up my letters in my rush to respond to all the people. Please forward that to @Jeanvoux the 3 Foot Fox.”

But seriously, there’s gotta be a law somewhere that says male Knights aren’t allowed to have that much pink on their person at once.

*nods slowly* “An acceptable compromise.” *does so*

*grudgingly takes notes* “Greetings. Haven’t seen a Spyro dragon round these parts. You happen to have an anti Eevee-TF virus... thing?” “In fact, I dare say cuteness is positively correlated with lethality. See the aforementioned Sylveon.”

“This is the girliest thing I have ever seen.” *can’t decide whether to thank you or give you the finger*

Cuteness is irrelevant next to lethality.

Wow! Congrats! Coulda sworn you were here longer than that...

MORE DRAGONS *rages against the universe*

“While I’m not expressing any joy or positivity about my predicament, I’m forced to agree there, at least. Unless sponge is reversible.”