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*mails in vote* +1 0?

“Good. I’ll assist in the arson attempts. Then I’ll have my long delayed vengeance!” +1 0?

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*sighs* I’m trying to maintain some semblance of dignity here! Is that too much to ask? I’ve mostly resigned to my fate, but must you drag me out to parade it in front of everyone? (OOC: Ooh, can I see a link to those?) +1

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*coughs and goes to main floor* Look, I’m just trying to spare myself any further embarrassment of being between species! I don’t want to suddenly sprout an Eevee ear in front of people, that would be weird! Let me be secluded in peace! +1

*arms crossbow* “Bring it on. I’m your lab rat, you won’t touch me. No offense to rats anywhere.” +1 0

*the tracker indicates my position* *where I’m heavily armed and very mad at you* +1 +1

*mails in ballot* +1 “Indeed, I’m setting aside my endeavors to defend the week in order to go on a personal vendetta. I assure you all, this is temporary” +1

“I’m no party pooper!” *muted, from the basement* I can’t defeat, Treeman No matter how I contradict his testimony he just objects again And even though, I use basic logic it’s no use He’s got another law to get away in the end I press as much, as I can But when his testimony lacked a...

“Regardless of whether or not it’s good, if they can sing happy birthday, they can sing, and have to be able to sing in order to sing by definition.”

“Logic would beg to differ.”

“And my results are useless without data on how well I heard before” :(

“Okay that’s hilarious. But my ears aren’t more sensitive ye—ARE THEY?” *performs empirical decibel sensitivity tests*

Whyyyyyy?

“Tis the least I can do. Quite literally, as I’m working remotely until this virus is through with its sinister work.”

*sends you a letter every time something happens*

“NO STOP DISMANTLING MY POINTS Touché.”

“What? Do you intend to change the dictionary word for “human” or something? You may change me, but you can’t change language!”

“I subscribe to the objectively correct definition, the human definition. I mean, it has “man” in the name.”