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*approaches armory* *sword hangs on wall* *adjacent to fly swatter* Hmmm

“That potato looks like it has a face. Meta you monster”

Haven’t seen that art before. You never cease to amaze me.

“GG predators!”

“Well, they have those, but not on PvP island.” +1

“Fair enough.” +1 18

“What? Did you think I slept in a tent?” +1 17

“I’ve made my fighting standards exceedingly clear. Besides, it seems I’ll be stuck on the predator side soon enough, so enjoy my support while it’s legal. Wait, what are Eevee considered?” +1 15

*fights (remotely)* +1

“Yesterday, a Chespin tried to break into my establishment. So yes.” +1 12

“Please define ‘flaky’”. +1 9

“Of course plant lives matter. Sentient plant life matters.” +1 7

“Right. So they grow more cheap trees. To get more cheap paper.” +1 6

*opens fly infested envelope* HEY “Please refrain from sabotaging envelopes in the future, lest predators forward them to your attorney.” +1 4

“Actually, paperwork incentivizes paper sellers to increase supply, which requires the growing of new trees.” +1 2

“Excellent.” *aggressively files audits* +1 1

“I see predators pull ahead. Assuming letters count for contributions, +1” 0

“Does PvP accept mail in contributions?” +0 0

“I’m imagining Emperor Palpatine shouting “Unlimited power!” Except instead of Palpatine it’s Skittles and instead of power it’s floof”