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“I laugh in the face of danger. Touché.” *undoes filing*

“Maybe the computer processor prefers yellow paper. And just because I could find new employment elsewhere doesn’t mean I’m going to ignore the opportunity to sue the snot out of you.”

“Punitive feet tickling, while most appreciated, simply cannot compare to monetary compensation. ...Or are you making me a new job offer? Because I assure you, that jobs requiring manual dexterity won’t... well... work.”

“Then give me executive justice and fine @ben909 for eventual lost wages!”

“Yea, with yellow papers instead of the usual white. Maybe the receptionist was colorblind or something.” RIP

Well that ain’t right. *files again, but in yellow*

“If the defense doesn’t show up, I win the case by proxy!” *files for automatic case-winning* *sells Birb Inc. stocks*

*files to sue @ben909 for eventual Eevee virus induced job loss*

*pays you to fight for truth, justice, and the defenseless*

“Indeed, but they don’t do it out of any sort of moral obligation or ethical consideration. Thus, they’re worse, as their hearts aren’t completely in it. Plus, they’re easy to bribe.”

“Protector derg? We need no protector derg, as we already have a Kn Yes, excellent. I will see about filing for career termination to pave the way for a new defender of the realm.”

“I assume you don’t tax stocks, my liege?”

*invests in Birb Inc. stocks* “I figure since I was involuntarily employed once, I’ll at least know how the innards of the company work, and when to pull out. May as well put it to good use.”

*letter arrives* “A good morning to all!” “Precious metals are waterproof.”

“Seems like an untested business venture, then...”

“Remind us to hit you up after your next hallucinogenic experience strikes.”

“To technically answer your question, most likely! A less mathematicians answer would be no, not me personally.”

“Ohhh! In that case we’re in agreement. Except for the whole “hallucinations” thing, congrats and I envy you!”

“Good evening! Sorry you find that “knarly”. I’d imagine it’d be pretty interesting, personally (assuming hallucinations weren’t a constant frustration of mine). Condolences.”