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  1. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *notices string wiggling* *locks doors* *arms crossbow*
  2. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *included with this letter is a package* “I’m not entirely sure how I would discern whether I inhaled the smoke. I don’t appear to be green, if that data assists in your analysis. Not that I’d trust it. Included with this shipment is a gauntlet with which smacking may commence, should anyone be...
  3. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (OOC: nah I’m cool IRL) “No, though I did try a multitude of other methods which may or may not have contributed to my absence. Additionally, mere embarrassment and an attempt to preserve what little honor I’ve remaining spurs my physical absence. I still haven’t heard @ben909 get smacked with...
  4. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *a letter arrives* “Dearest denizens of PvP— I’m writing to regretfully inform you that I cannot arrive in person today, due to my failing health. However, I am the fastest typewriter operator in the West, and as such, will be able to participate in the shenanigans via mail. I will be listening...
  5. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    ... *chucks panacea glass* *distant shatter*
  6. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Ah yes, “not dying”. The highest of achievements. Congratulations. But seriously, congrats lol
  7. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *nods* Demon-slaying, about as noble as it gets. ... *rereads potion jar* So your Eevee virus isn’t literally a virus, but is it a— “Bacteria, fungus, parasite, rickettsaie, prion,” or “protozoa”? Ah, welcome. Seems you’ve been busy. Productive day?
  8. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh, they’re corporeal? *chucks holy cross*
  9. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *sharpens sword* You do that.
  10. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Ouch. Good luck man
  11. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    “But Gandalf looked at him from under long bushy eyebrows that stuck out further than the brim of his shady hat. “What do you mean?” he said. “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to...
  12. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Yea I edited mine a second after I posted it. Thought it’d be noticed before lol Searching for stone fragments sounds like an epic quest! A quest I’d love to go on, except that I totally don’t need to because lookie what I found questing! *brandishes potion bottle* Panacea. Cures literally...
  13. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Hey that sounds cool. I’d love some of that. With that, I set off on my quest! *has to go IRL*
  14. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    (No idea) Scratch that, you would definitely be invited if you were bringing a gift of some sort. Maybe of the non-existent cure variety?
  15. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    A week ago I became a legal adult. Not that you would’ve been invited to the festivities were there any.
  16. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    F
  17. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Man, if only there was a defender of the weak who would stand up for those otherwise threatened... *quests for cure*
  18. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    *crosses arms* There was a time when it was believed that man would never fly. Or never personally view the deepest depths of the ocean. Mere impossibility hasn’t stopped men before, and it won’t stop me now!
  19. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    Oh. Well, thank ye. Can I have my gifts early? Are they Eevirus cures?
  20. Arishipshape

    Predators and Prey

    You’re a week late. *facepalms*
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