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I know, but when you are so screwed your mission is "survive" RUN! Covenant survival plan A)Hijack a carrier go to a human planet. B)Sneak on carrier going to human planet and for the love of god don't let them find out. C)Hijack a covenant vehicle and find a area with least amount of covenant...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkqSbjGy4dw You're welcome.

They're spartans, they've brushed with death so many times they outta give him a high five when he passes by. -and die.

What is this thread abou- *car crash sfx* *sees it's about japanese porn, fetishes, has derailed into incest and rape* *begins backing away slowly*

Which is why I don't go to el paso any more, texas asked for money and even though our border is like two thousand miles long we still only got as much money as california. I'm sorry obama, but in this case fuck you, I know most people coming across the border are just looking for work, but...

Fuck that, I'd keep running like hell and hijack a covenant ship to get out of there.

It really sucks how all of noble team dies at the end. But what was up with how noble six died? If there is nothing you have learned from playing on legendary, when there are that many covenants around RUN LIKE HELL!

If they only keep the top 250 most loved ones I'd be happy.

Yeah pokemon is really boring now, the series is years over due for a revamp.

I keep on changing my fursona design.

"L'oreal because I'm worth it" :V For me it depends on what type of stupid, stupid stupid I hate, stupid cute meh, stupid angry fuck that, stupid high maintenance fuck that, stupid easy I'd fuck that. Is it wrong that I like women that work out aka abs?

Oh god this, if a woman is as dumb as a brick wall I don't care how hot they are I will not date them.

What about nymphomaniacs?

Fatchicks and flatchicks.

Just put "still figuring out" then.

Half of which were made in the last year and a half.

We need a comedian president like in "man of the year".

Yeeeaaaahhhh that's pretty sad when a satirical show is more accurate and talks more about shit that actually matters than your news program.

And trekkies were complaining about the newest movie too. Depends. I know they worshipped them.

If that pokemon was real, I don't care if it was a sentient being, I'd still eat it. Hmmm delicious pokemon brains.