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Wish granted! Every time there is an unpleasant task to do, time slows down for you and it takes much longer to do it. I wish I could help any fur needing money.

I will completely shave you and give you to @TR273 to let him tickle you.

*Spanks you with a paddle ball paddle* Now where did that paddle ball disappear to? Oops!

Pecan harvester

You now have racoon laser vision! You can cut right through those dumpster walls!

Hmmmm. That score isn't low enough. -1 -14

@Joni Your fur is on fire again.

I have spent as little time as five minutes on a parody piece (rare). I usually spend about 5 hours give or take. My art is odd. I do lots of promotional and parody work. You can look on my FA if you want to see some stuff that hopefully will give you a laugh. My gallery is pretty long, but...

*Discovers a hidden cache of ice cold Mt. Dew soda cans*

I thought foxes hated furpiles. Too many thank you notes to write.

I can't eat prey that wear rocket boots. They give me heartburn. -1 -8

Fantastic Mr. Fox.

You have the power to turn any vegetable into meat.

Paper towel sniffer. Yes... this is a real job. lol

Rocket

I will tickle you... with my teeth!

You get sucked into a reality where D&D is real and you get slain as a monster during a dungeon crawl. Naw.... I was just kidding... You get hit by a bus.

I get a free wish! I wish I could always find money that people left in vending machine coin returns.