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Well a good portion of me being a furry has nothing to do with sex, so no.

SIR WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION? Our technology is centuries more advanced than yours. We can take your entire defenses before our ships even exit hyperspace! I am threatening total annihilation of your planet here. All it takes is one transmission to HQ and we'll have our entire fleet...

AWESOME! :V

I don't see what isn't understandable?

I did read the god damn thing. It was horrible.

Fuck your women, my men don't need alien pussy, we need your god damn resources! Now, if you don't surrender the planet peacefully within the next hour, we'll launch a full scale bombardment of your planet. We'll kill every god damn lifeform on the surface and then send in the planet cracker to...

Not all furries get off to furry porn. I look at it on occasion but I like actual, human girls more.

We don't have time for negotiations. We need those resources, and we need them now. Surrender peacefully or we'll call in the entire fleet!

I'm sorry but not all furries get off to giant dog dicks? I'm not a whore =[

Don't get pissed off at me! The UAC needed that unobtainium!

Because it's all disgusting furry orgies and giant dog cocks.

But we're not in Vegas!

And then space marines invaded and stripped the planet of all of it's natural resources. The End.

I'm sorry but fake internet sex is pretty sad = /

Well I assume she doesn't want to get arrested and labeled as a sex offender when she can just do me. Funny 80's songs and tits are always enough to make me forget 20 person gay furry orgies =]

I looked past the warning too.. Hold me... I'm afraid =[

AWWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!? How can you say you like romantic, passionate sex when you have like a 20 person orgy on there?

Why thank you <3 You can't legally have sex with her! I can >=[

You're not even of age, get out of here >=[

The OP is also clearly retarded.