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*clang clang clang* Never thought I’d be happy for my rear armor. +1 -2

Really? I thought Sitrus berries healed 30, and there were some special berries in the newer gens that healed 25% of your health, which still isn’t as good as, say, a Max Potion. *shrugs and resumes chase* +1

Ben909 certainly deserves some, if I could get my mitts on him. Stupid eeveelution speed stats— +1 -2

Yea but those usually heal less. *stabs shotgun with butt of spear* +1 -2

It’s a battle I’d LOVE to have, if a certain rat would show up. He’s always here when you don’t want him, and the second you need a potion... +1

Nuuu u can’t just use man-made—*remembers anthro* Well I also have healing potions. ...Not on me, but I have them. +1

No problem. Do you happen to have an Eevee virus preventation measure? +1 0

It’s +1 1

*splintering wood sounds* DAMN it! These things are expensive! *takes spear, attempts to stab past rifle* +1

No! Not more ill-fate! Truly, the universe has it in for me today... +1

Goddamn it. *arms crossbow* +1

*suddenly chucks the hammer at where I suspect you’ll dodge* +1 2-1i (any prey wanna help me tip the scales?)

*switches to warhammer to shatter rifle* Small comfort! +1 2-1i

Pah, you believe mere metal projectiles will work gainst me, man clad in armor? You’re sorely mistaken. And I shan’t kill you either, merely force you to prepare an antidote that doesn’t result in epic proportions of cellular destruction. +1 2-1i

At least it’s delayed, and I still have hands. *dons armor and brandishes sword* I challenge you to a duel! +1 2-1i

Yea, I’m royally screwed. Thanks. +1 2-1i

I lost a ******* leg, I’m pretty sure I could survive an ear amputation. But you’re right... it’s on the inside... HELP +1 2-1i

That’s creepy. Should I amputate my ear now, or am I too late to stop it with my limited medical and magical knowledge? +1 2-1i

... I’ve been carrying around 2 percent Eevee DNA on my arm this whole time? +1 2-1i

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