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*gets licked by psychadelics* Panik *can’t comprehend panic*

https://www.health.state.mn.us/diseases/animal/zoo/index.html

(Meme generator isn’t working...) *someone coughs on you* Panik *we’re all anthro animals so not affected by virus* Kalm *you’re the only human* PANIK

I highly recommend philosophy. Great minds have pondered what makes man happy over the ages, and it wouldn’t be fair to do all the grunt work of figuring that out yourself.

Arguing about the definition of happy.

There are a couple of possibilities, the way I see it: 1. Batteries. The whole point of eating (for biological creatures, anyways) is to generate power by breaking down sugars (or other stuff) in food (also getting nutrients but let’s just ignore that for now). If a protogen, which is partially...

Hmmm, your punches have an added status effect. That would certainly be interesting in any duels. *takes notes*

I’m happy to find that I’m just as eloquent when in transformer land.

Very well. The reason I asked was that you seemed to be taking a poll of what people would like to see in your stories, which led me to believe you were doing it to cater to people. I like long stories! I look forward to seeing yours. Though your FA link on your profile appears to be broken.

*observes hackmenship*

My first question for you is: are you writing for the masses, or are you writing for yourself? Are you writing to get people to read, or are you writing because you‘re a writer and as such must write? If you’re truly writing for the masses, I’d look at what’s popular and copy that. However, if...

My helmet and hat double as bowls. ...I clean them regularly! And your Eevee virus dies in stomachs so that should be safe. I’ll have something to look forward to during my janitorial duties. Thank ye kindly.

Pokemon don’t die. They faint.

How dare you. I am merely seeking aid, not to pawn off the job on some unfortunate miscreant! Our stables are of the finest quality. I’m sure they can withstand a water barrage or two. Blast. May I partake of the sheep stew upon completion of my task?

*considers* *purses lips* mmmmmmm No, but I appreciate the offer. A good day to you, madam.

Ah. Thank god. At least my good name remains unbesmirched. Thou I still curse the foul luck that forces me to surrender what would have been a perfectly pleasant afternoon. Say, what are you planning on doing Wednesday?

@ben909, you can shoot high pressure jets of water, no? How much would I have to compensate you for assistance during a nasty chore come Wednesday?

I had no such back-alley dealings! I know not of what thou referest to! ...Though I have not the authority to override the council. Alas, twould seem I’m in for an unpleasant hump day...