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*clops in, dismounts, pays horse in apples* Apologies for my absence, my armor underwent many mysterious blows and I had to get my spare set. What did I miss?

*salutes, despite being American* +1

*fights* +1

I’m assuming the spectral beings hath ceased their torment, but I feel not secure enough to remove mine armor. +1 7

Tis when thou art hopelessly outnumbered that thy true character showeth. +1 6

I see you are a Mom fox of culture. +1 5

I’m not a coward! This is an honorable retreat from a foe which I cannot ascertain how to damage! I’ll have a *clang* long debate with you on the subject when I cease to be ailed by blows from nowhere! Your approval fills me with shame. +1 2

*barely manage not to step on Meta while running* +1

Tis the *clang* finest armor *clang—clang* We can’t really have a proper conversation when I can’t hear— *batter* *flees* +1 -1

This is hardly *clang* a proper duel— *clang* What the hell is going on? +1

*clang clang clang* Thank god for armor. *brandishes holy cross*

*dodges* ... *dons replacement and adds “physics-approved gauntlets” to shopping list*

You have the most agility of any bear I’ve encountered to date. *throws gauntlet*

*removes gauntlet, unceremoniously smacks @VeeStars with it*

Mine! Acquire your own steel!

Although on the off chance you did interpret that literally, I can point thee towards a fair number of quality blacksmiths should you be interested in fine dining and enjoy steel consumption.

I meant that metaphorically and thou dost know it!

*swiftly replaces helmet and defends with shield* Cease! Lest thou shouldst taste my steel! I’m nominating you for “Dragon of the year”. Hopefully, that means a lot coming from me.

Beware *removes helmet, listens intently* Evidently thine hearing exceedeth mine own. I hear no boss music.

How well do your vital organs respond to sharp metal weapon insertion?