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Alrighty! “(which he assumed was mostly legalese I-will-not-sell-the-park's-secrets-to-corporate-rivals mumbo jumbo),” Alas, your genre betrays you. There was definitely something he should’ve read in there. Not saying you shouldn’t have written that (it’s funny and plot-central), just saying...

More dragons? *shudders*

Did someone say “heavily armed opponent with armor”?

That was mortifying. I’m exceedingly embarrassed, I must take my leave. If everyone would make their best efforts to forget what just happened, I’d be eternally grateful. *exits in shame*

THANK you. Never thought I’d say that to—Hey, the poison wore off! *recalls the last few minutes* *shudders*

my liege, i petition thine assistance, i was drugged against my will and in my intoxication i made an error or twenty, now i’m about to get eaten plz get me a real anti-potion-potion-potion OR EVEN BETTER make MeTa Maake it for hilarious karma

:oops: *scurries out from under Meta*

*melts into rat-pancake* gg well played alpha rat

fie! i challenge you to a duel for alpha-ness! *smacks you ineffectually*

*but with rat fingers*

oh god give me my human nose back *retches*

no I NOTICED, it was the DAMN FROG and your STUPID MOUNTEBANK-LIKE PEDDLING of TOTALLY FAKE-*** ALLEGED “anti-potion-potion” *tries to try to escape* *cant*

no it was definitely your fault, i’m going to sue you for ten thousand gallons of yogurt and give them to meta so he stops giving me potions *swirly eyes, can’t resist*

*drinks one* *drinks another* *drinks yet another* *drinks a fourth* and now the real test *drinks RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* ... spilo you fraudulant skunk

gimme somea that ****,

*uncontrollable laughter*

hey, don u go makin them references with me around, i may be of legal age but i’m still as chivalrous as they come *adjusts hat sophisticated-like*

or maybe footsome

indeed i *hic* am, good mouse. but if you meet the guillotine first it wont make the difference

wait, if creatures with paws say “pawsome”, does that mean I say “handsome”? i’m handsome wooo