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Why would i prank her? Nobody has any motive here (except Meta who loves chaos in general). Besides, you claimed I purchased something I did not. Only the imposter stands to gain by baseless accusations.

See? Meta clearly only has it in for me based on my species, and no legitimate evidence!

I merely inquired as to the price! I never purchased such a product! *votes Emyrelda Seoni*

What if I chugged this RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION you handed me? Then would I be guilty?

Maybe he was a chimpanzee at the time. Meta’s current species has no bearing on what he might have been at the time of the crime.

he do be lookin kinda sus tho

*points at @metatherat*

Damn. Shoulda saw that coming.

I can’t shower any more? Do you know how bad humans start to smell without daily showers? I mean, I can handle it, my sense of smell sucks compared to all y’all, but do you really want to inflict that on your comrades?

It’s proportionate retribution. Very honorable. Now if I slayed him where he lay, that would be disproportionate and dishonorable. But I’m not. So there. *waits for Meta to take the bait*

Hmm. I see my nemesis is intoxicated. I should capitalize on this somehow... *reads “how to prank a rat”* *offers Meta jelly beans, but they’re all the bean-boozled bad flavors*

Bad idea: Taking Meta as your chef. Good idea: Learning to breathe fire safely;

Hmm. Commission prices are always a tough subject, The mere quality of the work is only one factor: how long it takes and how difficult it is for you to make something is a huge factor. Even if it’s worth, say, X dollars, if it takes you Y dollars of effort to make it (assuming Y>X), you have to...

*claims that Trump is an alien from outer space, but actually possessed by Biden in a triple reverse conspiracy*

Ooh, this thread is alive? Perfect timing! I’m turning 18 in a few days and I wanted to hear everyones’ thoughts. I believe a lot of consumed NSFW material available today is inherently immoral thanks to the crimes committed to create it (sex trafficking, blackmail, abuse, rape, etc), and...

I’m in the same boat as you. I’ll give it a read and commentate as I go! Take everything I say with all the salt in the world, I’m not exactly experienced at writing. To start, I’m loving the narration style. Your sarcasm is great and you’re relatable and sympathetic. But then you hit “ I know...

*crosses arms dismissively* Prove it. “Relaxing” and “letting lose” are the paths to destruction, lack of discipline, and worst of all, unchivalrousness. I refuse thy temptations.

How dare you insult my mental fortitude. I’m quite sane, thank you very much.

*eats humble pie cake*

To be completely honest, I am. However, that doesn’t mean that I shall compromise my principles. Yes, but I tried! That’s all that matters in nobility, morality, and honor.