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Arrested for spilling pixels all over the internet.

Invisibility potion

No. I've just told this joke so many times over the years, I know it by heart.

The institution of the porcelain idol. Show me a real, live Sabertooth cat.

I'll take that greed and turn it into a new fursuit to wear at my next convention.

That's my job in the Fandom; to bring a little humor into everyone's life to make things better.:)

The button gives you a serving of strawberry jello.

My boss is worse than that. He curses at me daily. He calls me unfathomably horrible names. He says that my work is mostly inadequate and that I sleep too much. He says that I'm lazy and often fires me, only to hire me back because no one else will work for him. I work almost EVERY holiday...

A diamond pick axe.

Wish granted. Your cup is always filled with warm, stale, flat beer with a cigarette butt in it. I wish I owned an operating oil well.

I thought a fox skunk hybrid was a Funk. You press the button and every toilet in the world flushes.

Manokits love fluffy tribbles and anthropomorphic Shrubbery

Sorry you have to work. Work sucks.

I just watched Jurassic World. I'm inspired to eat something. -1 -12

Lucifer from Disney's Cinderella

Night Watchman.

What do dragons make with all of the parts left over after a battle with knights and knaves? A truck load of bowling balls

Having that mammoth sink beneath me in the tar pit. What do you do with your leftover food?

I'm back from Wild Nights and our side trip to Birmingham, Alabama. We got the contracts signed for Fangcon's hotel for next year. Yay!