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*crossbow bolts dink off armor* ...I have no idea how you just Kylo Rened that barrage, but that's actually why I don't utilize blunt weapons. I'm invincible to my own arms! *tries shooting again* I propose that all records of my brief vacation from humanity be burned. Twice.

So you admit it's a humiliation. :) You do know knights are trained to take out monsters twice, thrice, or even ten times our size? You'd have more of a chance of catching me off guard without being a giant rhino. *climbs nearby tree, arms crossbow, opens fire* I appreciate the offer, and will...

*retrieves armor from @TR273's magnet and draws sword* En guard!

*shakes head* Remember the rules? Not to the death! ...Unless you won't give half a darn about proper form, in which case I respectfully decline a second duel but bid you a pleasant afternoon.

Verily, I accept thine challenge. Not to the death, preferably. Don't want a repeat of last cookie battle. With which armaments shall you duel?

Mmm. Very sinister, certainly seems the sort to cast some sort of quest kickstarting spell upon innocent Knights such as myself. Looks cool !I love good potion effects, and the “steam” here looks amazing!

A happy difficulty to have, I hope! May I inquire as to the general details of the YCH?

Seems I was only moments too late to rescue my comrade from defeat...

Alas, I must bid y’all adieu! If you’re still fighting in about 25 minutes I’ll be here to save the preds. Have a good afternoon/evening/whatever. -1 -11

How about giant foxes? -1 -12

Got it. *writes down “DO NOT FIGHT GIANT RATS” in notes* -1 -12

*has to leave in 3 minutes, tries to wrap up game* -1 -13

Do knights get cred for fighting giant rats? Or at least, as much cred as giant dragons? -1 -12

Well I was going to say yes but now you wouldn’t believe me, would you? *crosses arms disdainfully* -1 -12

Are you trying to tempt me to switch sides? -1 -12

*attempts to rescue survivors* -1 -10

Well excuuuuse me princess. How was I supposed to know you’d find that appetizing? -1 -10

Please don’t commit explosions, at least while we share a team... -1

*posts* -1

*thinks* Have you tried going back through the window in the other direction? -1 -10