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*is de-armored* -1 -4

Hey! Don’t go switching sides! -1

Two times zero is zero. -1 EDIT: Oh I thought you said “doubling”, my bad.

*is invulnerable to anti-aircraft guns, because I’m on the ground* Thine futuristic munitions fare poorly gainst my classical methods of dueling! -1 0

*fights valiantly, despite inferior numbers* -1 -1

Nay, VeeStars can stay! Imagine how much more glorious our victory will be against a stronger foe! -1 0

And potential property damage due to dinosaurs roaming around. -1 -1

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Ahh, honor! That’s what I like to see. -1 1

*eats cheese* -1 0

Welp, I’m with the predators today. -1 0

Perfect timing, I’m already dressed for battle. +0 0

*armors up*

Swimming is a basic knightly requirement. In fact, not only must I be able to swim, I must also be able to rescue a damsel in distress with much too large a dress. I’m sure I could make it. ....Buuuut you seem to have it well in hand. I’ll leave you to your virus preservement.

Abandoned laboratories make for a dangerous locale. You shouldn’t do this task alone. Allow me to aid you. *follows into lab*

“Thine doth”... what? *takes remedial “ye olde inglish” courses* I’m doing well. The villainous Meta hasn’t yet persuaded/tricked me, I’m still in possession of all my limbs, and nothing is burning to the ground. All in all, pretty quiet day in PvP.

Morning, monsieur. How dost thou fare this fine Wednesday morning?

Tried to resist arrest by the FBI

Tea is good. Coffee is good. Hot chocolate is good. Black, bitter coffee is best. But it’s an acquired taste, not for the faint of heart.

Alas, a tragedy that I must take my leave so soon after leading the prey to victory, but it cannot be helped. Fare well, non-fellow furs!