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Posh, I’m wearing boots of the finest caliber. -1

They are quite fun, when you aren’t in mortal danger. Perhaps we could quest together to come to a better understanding of each other. -1 -11

*heart skips a beat* But it doesn’t work in the lungs right? RIGHT?! -1 -10

Oooh, I could really use a quest right about now! Any villains that need slaying? Damsels that need rescuing?

I care greatly about my relationships. I want to be a man who is honored, respected, trusted. Sure, some people don’t value that, and that’s fine. To each their own. But as for me... tragedy. -1 -8

*doesn’t trust it* Nice try, Meta. -1 -8

Well sure, you don’t understand the value of being in good standing with others. People trust me. Or, well, trusted me. It was pretty sweet... -1 -8

Intact limbs mean nothing if my good name is tarnished! -1 -7

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*reputation as a Knight is ruined* *is demoted to Squire* *screams in private* -1

Cosmic, tell your boss it was for a noble and just cause! -1 -5

Oh thank you! -1 -4

My HONOR AND NOBILITY IS AT STAKE *continues attempting arson* -1

*burns art stash* Ha!! -1 -1

*dies of embarrassment* *considers seppuku* -1

*defends secret cache with my life* -1

NOOOOOO *slams door shut* -1

But how will I get my just vengeance? -1

Legally, yes. Personally... *locks door to cache of kawaii Pokemon art* Yes! -1

Leather gloves beneath the armor. Kinda like this dude's glove: -1 0?