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Fie. Cuteness is overrated. ...at least that's what Knights are supposed to say. -1 2?

*note that I wore my armored gloves, just in case* -1 1

My darkest hour. I can't believe I enjoyed it at the time. The sheer indignity cannot be expressed by mere facepalms and wincing. I could write pages of prose on how repulsed I am by *continues ranting* -1 0

*throws Eevee virus potion at whereever it seems like Meta is going to dodge* How do YOU like it!? -1

*squints* -1 -1?

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Excellent! -1 -1

... YOU TURNED ME INTO A RAT.

*fights* -1 -2?

Is it? -1 -2?

*hires freelance exorcist instead* -1 -3

Indeed, I do want to weaken your resolve. Does that make me wrong? -1 -6

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Nay, abandon thy post for thine obligations. I'm sure prey shall lose regardless, so best hedge your bets and fulfill your oath to whomever dictates you do chores. -1 -3

*hires priest to cleanse the barracks* -1 -3

Coward! The score is right here! -1 -2

Was I inaccurate in my description? I mean not to hurt your feelings: only to ascertain the truth. -1 -1

The gain of the easy, unfettered life where you care for no one but yourself. It's pretty enjoyable, isn't it? That enjoyment comes at a price: your soul. -1 -2

I've heard the world record is 216 WPM, so it's pretty possible, I guess. Took years of training, but it's totally worth it! -1 0

Back! Away, horrifying abomination! *brandishes holy cross and cold steel* -1