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I predate civilization.

Wish granted... Here I am. Oh, wait... I thought you said fossil. Never mind. I wish I didn't age.

Magic doesn't work on me... I predate magic.

I saw the funniest tee shirt today. A cat, wearing a do rag was pouring some milk out of a carton onto the ground. The shirt said, "For my homies"

I have just the thing to drink with a bacon sandwich...

*Boops you and points to his saber teeth* Bring it! ;):)

It's still Easter here for a few more minutes, but I just wanted to be the first one to wish you all Merry Christmas for this year.:D:confused:

Guifrog wears skimpy blue tutus because he loves @Some Moron .

Fly Wrangler.

Why, ah say! Ah say... Are you listenin' boy? We would talk about how dumb Dogs are! Fantastic Mr. Fox

Guifrog wears skimpy blue tutus because he loves it.

I used to have one of those Wonder Horse things when I was very young. I actually wore it out and my dad had to weld it back together.

I know... right? Nothing like the smell of fire starter fluid! -1 -14

I don't really do any Furry RP stuff. I'm a greymuzzle, and I've been in the Fandom for quite a while now. I'm sorry that you are not having a better experience. You might try going on Second Life and meeting with some Furries there. If you ever get a chance to go to a convention, by all...

Bacon AND fish?! Great! -1 -12

But... It's BACON! -1 -10

OK... who drank all of my Bacon sodas? -1 -10

Yes. I play the screaming human quite well, thank you. Whenever I show up, they just start screaming. What do you do for exercise?

Wish granted. You are now full of ideas you want to draw, only you have forgotten how to art. I wish I could change the weather to whatever I wanted.