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Question: could you maybe lick DGRN Juno for me so he’ll hallucinate that I’m not here and I can make my crippled escape?

Don’t be sorry, technical difficulties happen all the time!

Helping someone commit suicide is not in their best interests!

I’m assuming the eaten party ends up deceased!

Where might the page be found? Your FA link on your profile doesn’t seem to work.

True, virtuous love is the willingness to put someone else’s interests above your own for purely selfless reasons. You cannot both consume someone and hold their best interests at heart. Ergo, you cannot eat someone and “love” them outside of the shallower love of loving a meal, or loving a good...

NO I'm down to one leg! Begone, vile carnivorous derg!

Fine. I'll admit you love me, as a predator loves its prey. That love isn't typically considered the most virtuous. ...wait *hobbles away on crutch as fast as possible*

Perhaps this intangible “something” was the soul? And yea, the brain isn’t exactly designed for “plug and play” limbs, so I could see catastrophic malfunctions with too much new hardware.

Nay, friend! Massive philosophical tangents make for some of the greatest dialogue and conversation! And, worst case scenario, we take it to DMs if it starts annoying other people! As for AI based prosthetics where computers simulate arms, I take no issue. Simply tricking your brain into...

But a prosthetic limb isn’t actually “you”, per se. A prosthetic arm is certainly “yours”, but it’s not really a part of “you”, as a finger or arm would be. It’s more like a tool, a hammer. You can certainly have a hammer be “your” hammer, but is it a part of you? No. As for organ transplants...

I see. Apologies for my haste, but great pain can cause a man to do rash things he would otherwise regret. Don’t take it personally.

Well, I mean, sure, technically and scientifically speaking, but I mean philosophically. Where is the seat of the soul? If I were a brain in a jar, would I still be me? What about if we systematically replaced neurons in my brain until none of the originals remained? Would I still be me, despite...

272: bleeding to death after getting bit by a dragon

Apologies, but I believe too many philosophical issues come up when one begins to take one’s body parts and replace them with those of a different species. Can I truly call myself human if a DNA sample taken from my leg comes up “Chestnaught”? I do not know, and don’t want to find out. But...

Glowed in the dark!? Witchcraft! Nay, twasn’t you I called evil, merely your potion. Besides, didn’t you see what it did to DGRN Juno? That’s why I had to give up my leg! And I don’t even get disabled Knight benefits because I “technically surrendered it willingly”. Fie.

Yes, I cleaned the wound. With 14th century cleaning methods. We’ve managed a stunning 65% success rate on wound cleansing, but I figure it’s probably wise to account for the worst.

*limps in, with a peg leg and a crutch* They managed to stop the bleeding after a few hours. I'm probably gonna live. In the event that I don't, would anyone like to arrange my funeral? Shut up, you never loved me.

... **** it, you can have my leg. Just let the rest of me live.

(OOC: This all feels so one sided, with y’all writing up paragraphs for my enjoyment and me returning mere one-liners. I really appreciate it, this is quite fun. Alas! Discipline calls, and I must go to bed.)